CUERTNU

Norwegian-Californian.

Tarantino anti-hero.

Sea slug.

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shinypinkbottle:

"Green Tree" - February 2011

tr4op:

I have this theory that Bob and Jimmy Pesto are ex boyfriends and that’s why they don’t get along

Bob’s near-miss encounters with men on the show, though.

Pesto being so bitter that he can’t hold down a relationship with the mother of his children. (Potentially the reason for one never being seen.)

Peeing races.

(via repressed-memory-emily)

  • Girlfriend: Oh no the trash doesn't have a bag in it.
  • Girlfriend: Eat this smushed tomato please.